John Cena’s Diet: “If It Breathes Or It’s Green, I Eat It”


PLEASE WELCOME, JOHN CENA! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪>>ALL RIGHT! YES, INDEED!( CHEERS )
BIG CROWD.
EXCITED CROWD.>>Stephen: VERY EXCITED TO
SEE YOU. WAS THAT YOUR MUSIC THEY PLAYED
WHEN YOU CAME OUT HERE?>>THAT WAS.>>Stephen: THAT’S YOUR
ENTRANCE MUSIC?>>YOU’RE HIRED. YOU GUYS DID IT BETTER THAN–
>>Jon: WE’RE ALREADY–>>THEY’RE ALREADY WORKING? THAT’S COOL.>>Stephen: MAYBE ON THE
WEEKENDS. I LOVE THAT SUIT, MAN.>>OH, THANK YOU.>>Stephen: THAT’S, LIKE–
>>THERE IS A REASON BEHIND THIS.>>Stephen: WHAT IS THE
REASON?>>WELL, THIS IS THE COLOR OF
OUR BRAND NEW W.W.E. PROGRAM ON THE U.S.A. NETWORK, “SMACK DOWN
LIVE.”>>Stephen: IT’S BLUE, THAT IS
THE COLOR, THAT BLUE?>>IT IS THIS BLUE BUT IT SERVES
A GUY MY AGE 39 YEARS OLD, EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE CAN STILL BLUE
HIMSELF. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: I HAVE NOT– I
HAVE NOT DONE ENOUGH YOGA, UNFORTUNATELY. THAT’S A NICE SUIT BUT I’LL TELL
YOU WHAT ELSE I LIKE. YOU HAVE A REALLY NICE SUIT ON
HERE. THIS IS “TEEN CHOICE AWARDS.” THIS IS YOU AS HILLARY CLINTON
AT THE “TEEN CHOICE AWARDS” RIGHT THERE. THAT’S A REALLY GOOD– THAT’S A
REALLY GOOD LOOK. YEAH, YEAH. SHE SHOULD THINK ABOUT IT, YEAH. I SHOULD STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. ( LAUGHTER )
NOW, OBVIOUSLY, YOU PROBABLY DON’T TALK ABOUT POLITICS A LOT,
BUT I HAVE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION– DONALD TRUMP SEEMS
LIKE A LARGER HELP THAN-LIFE FIGGER. DO YOU THINK HE WOULD DO WELL IN
THE WORLD OF WRESTLING?>>STEPHEN, DO I! DONALD TRUMP IS A W.W.E. HALL OF
FAMER.>>Stephen: WHAT?>>W.W.E. IS MADE FOR A GUY LIKE
DONALD TRUMP. DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN TO
WRESTLEMANIA AND SHAVED MY BOSS’ HEAD.>>Stephen: REALLY.>>SO, GUYS, THIS IS ALL MY
FAULT.>>Stephen: WAIT A SECOND. IS THERE ANY CHANCE THIS ENTIRE
CAMPAIGN IS SCRIMENTED AND YOU KNOW HOW IT ENDS? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>NO.>>Stephen: NO?>>NO.>>Stephen: OKAY, SUMMERSLAM
2016, WHAT CAN WE EXPECT?>>YOU CAN EXPECT EVERYTHING. FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO DON’T WORRY
W.W.E.– AND THERE ARE ONLY ONE OR TWO OF YOU OUT THERE, I THANK
THE REST OF YOU. THE REST OF YOU ARE IN FOR A
HELL OF A SHOW. IF YOU DON’T KNOW, IT’S THE BEST
LIVE PRODUCTION YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. WE TAKE THE DRAMA AND EXCITEMENT
OF SPORTS, THE GRANDEUR OF A ROCK CONCERT, AND WE KIND OF
ROLL IT INTO THIS ONE BIG BALL AND SEND IT OUT TO THE W.W.E. UNIVERSE LIVE AT W.W.E. NETWORK. AT SUMMERSLAM IT’S BASICALLY OUR
SEASON FINALE. IF YOU WATCH “GAME OF THRONES”
YOU ALWAYS WATCH THE WHOLE THING TO GEAR UP FOR THE FINALE.>>Stephen: YOU GOT ANY
DRAGONS? DO YOU GO BUCK NAKED OR ANYTHING
LIKE THAT?>>SO I TRIED BOTH OF THOSE. ( LAUGHTER )
THE DRAGONS AND BEING NAKED AT THE SAME TIME…>>Stephen: BAD COMBINATION?>>MAN, THAT WAS NOT– THAT WAS
A POOR MANAGEMENT DECISION, MY FRIEND.>>Stephen: WHO ARE YOU
FIGHTING?>>A GUY NAMED A.J. STYLES.>>Stephen: A.J. STYLES YOU’LL
TAKE HIM WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND YOUR BACK.>>PLEASE DON’T SAY THAT.>>Stephen: NO, YOU’RE GOING
TO TAKE HIM– IS HE GOOD? I’VE NEVER HEARD OF HIM.( APPLAUSE )
IS HE GOOD?
>>HE’S VERY GOOD.>>Stephen: HE’S VERY GOOD.>>HE’S VERY GOOD.>>Stephen: HAVE YOU FOUGHT
HIM BEFORE?>>I HAVE.>>Stephen: AND–
>>– I– FINISHED SECOND.>>Stephen: OH, WOW, OH, WOW. COULD I ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR–
ABOUT YOUR– SOME OF YOUR SIGNATURE MOVES?>>YEAH, SURE.>>Stephen: I LOVE THE
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT.>>YES.>>Stephen: AND WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS CALLED THAT DO YOU?>>THAT’S CALLED THE “YOU CAN’T
SEE ME,” CAN WHICH SETS UP A MANEUVER CALLED THE
“FIVE-KNUCKLE SHUFFLE.” MAN, MY LIFE IS WEIRD. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS. YOU DO THIS RIGHT BEFORE THE
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT, RIGHT?>>YES, THAT WAS A DARE FROM MY
LITTLE BROTHER AND HE DARED ME I WOULDN’T GET IT ON TELEVISION.>>Stephen: BECAUSE IT’S SO
DUMB? ( LAUGHTER )
BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT LITTLE BROTHERS– NOT ME! THAT’S WHAT LITTLE BROTHERS
FORCE THEIR OLDER BROTHERING TO DO.>>I WAS REALLY EXCITED TO BE
HERE TONIGHT.>>Stephen: STILL BE. STILL BE EXCITED.>>QUITE FRANKLY, YOU’RE BEING
VERY HURTFUL RIGHT NOW.>>Stephen: I APOLOGIZE, I
APOLOGIZE.>>THAT’S COOL. I CAN’T SEE YOU, SO IT’S GOOD. HE GETS IT. DUMB MY EYE.>>Stephen: WE ACTUALLY HAVE A
CLIP OF YOU DOING IT. JIMMY, SHOW THE PEOPLE THE GOOD
STUFF.>>THAT RIGHT THERE IS THE
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT. AND WAIT FOR IT. WAIT FOR IT. I’M ABOUT TO BECOME INVISIBLE. HOLD ON. THERE’S A BIG BUILD-UP BECAUSE
THERE’S A MAGIC POTIENT. AND I’M INVISIBLE RIGHT THERE. I DISAPPEAR. I DISAPPEARED.>>Stephen: OKAY, I TAKE IT
BACK. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I TAKE IT ALL BACK.>>IT ACTUALLY WORKS, BUT ONLY
IN A W.W. WRING. I ACTUALLY BECOME INVISIBLE FOR
A FEW SECONDS.>>Stephen: WOW, AMAZING. A COUPLE OF QUICK QUESTIONS?>>WHAT DO YOU BENCH?>>ENOUGH TO LET ME BEAT A.J. STYLES LIVE AT SUMMERSLAM ON THE
W.W.E. NETWORK.>>Stephen: ALL RIGHT, THAT’S
MORE THAN I CAN. I’LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH. DO YOU HAVE LIKE– I’VE HEARD,
LIKE, THE ROCK HAS A CRAZY AMOUNT OF FOOD HE HAS TO INGEST
ON A DAILY BASIS TO STAY ALL JACKED. LIKE, WHAT DO YOU DO? IS IT ALL JUST LIVE CHICKENS?>>IF IT BREATHES OR IT’S GREEN
YOU EAT IT.>>Stephen: IF IT BREATHING OR
IT’S GREEN YOU EAT IT. ephen: IF IT BREATH BREATHES AND
IT’S GREEN IT’S GONE BAD.>>YES, IF IT BREATHE AND IT’S
GREEN IT’S GONE BAD.>>Stephen: DID YOU HAVE ANY
BIG WRESTLING HEROES WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER? AS A KID I LOVED MACHO MAN. I LOVED THE HULKSTER?>>I CAN SAY WHO MY HEROES WERE
AS A KID. YOU BROUGHT UP DWAYNE JOHNSON. I THINK HE’S A HERO AND
INSPIRATION TO MYSELF AND ANYBODY IN THE W.W.E. ( APPLAUSE )
THANK YOU, A COUPLE OF ROCK FANS HERE TONIGHT. HE CERTAINLY HAS BLAZED THE
TRAIL FOR ALL OF US. HE ALWAYS COMES BACK AND
CONTINUES TO PERFORM YEAR AFTER YEAR IN THE W.W.E. AND HAS
REALLY SET THE PRECEDENT THAT WE’RE ALL NOT JUST W.W. SUPERSTARS. WE’RE A LITTLE BIT MORE. WE CAN SIT IN A CHAIR AND BANTER
BACK AND FORTH WITH THE ULTRAWITTY STEPHEN COLBERT.>>Stephen: DID HE START YOU
ACTING? IS HE THE REASON YOU STARTED
ACTING?>>HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF MY
STUFF? ( LAUGHTER )
THIS HAS ALL BEEN KIND OF A SOFT OPEN TO MY START IN ACTING. I’M GOING TO START A FEW YEARS
DOWN THE ROAD. IT’S NOT EXACTLY ACTING WHAT I’M
DOING RIGHT NOW. I’M TRYING MY BEST. I’M SWIMMING WITH THE FLOATIES
ON.>>Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
COMMERCIAL BREAK WILL YOU STICK>>Stephen: WE’LL BE BACK WITH
MORE JOHN CENA.

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  1. Wester Jester

    What a prick of a host. Cena ruled that interview. Im a fan after seeing his interviews. But i dont watch wwe. Make movies dude.

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